And just one more!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wabbit
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

She, in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice,


"I don't fink my pet pyfon weally gives a thit."

Thats hilarious...can see the shop keepers face with that story!

Missed the other two....

2 funny!!!!

I just gotta say this............................

Taxtime sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


God Bless America!!

Don't kid yourself Wyite...even when you get money back it only means you loaned the government your money interest free for a year and you're just getting your overpayment back. You still paid your share. Every week is taxtime for me...just look at the deductions on your paycheck every week and you'll know what I mean.

True dat!

Yep

Same here in Canada, I'm surprised both countries haven't figured out how to tax us for every breath we take.

I hate car insurance companies!!!! No tickets, accidents and they keep raising the price. And canceling the policy is made to be as big a pain in the ass as possible!

That my rant for the month.

Makes you wonder what they do with the money from people who never file a claim. I think that if you don't file a claim within so many years of being a customer you should get a refund. It's all a bunch of bullshit if you ask me. I understand why you should have it, I just don't understand why the government can't step in and say, "Hey no more getting rich off the poor man!"
Okay i'm through.lol

Ok sense we are on politics, I think the little stimulus packages every 5 years or so are bs. There are roughly 300 million people in America alone. I say they give everyone 1 million dollars, I am sure that would stimulate the economy and would also give everyone a fresh start. Also would be much cheaper than giving just one bank billions of dallars...as they have done.

I like it! We did the same up here in Canada, only just with the auto industry, and if they would have given me just a couple hundred thousand I would have gone out and bought a new car, TV, and done more home renovations.